At my College Grad Party my Dad's Boss got me a Barnacle Scraper. Now I know there isn't a barnacle scraper, this was a paint scraper modified with a bottle opener attach at the other end and the business end was really a heavy duty paint scraper.
I hope I don't get mail from him at BC, it could get ugly for me. This guy is a great guy, former Presidential Honor Guard with the Army Old Guard, Air Cav Medic.
My Dad has to many Friends and my Mom works in a Major Firearms Company and has contact with every branch of the Military, Law Enforcement and State Department at a high enough level that I hope they don't mess with me.
I want to be low key, do my best, one more week, go Bruins, go Red Sox.