Geezerdude
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| 19 Jul 2008 12:33 AM |
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Which has more balls: Army, Navy or the Coast Guard? 3 Officers were having a drink at the Officer's club. One from the Navy, One from the Army and one from the Coast Guard. They were talking about which service had the biggest balls. The Army Officer piped up and said "That's it. Come to my post and I will show you who's got balls." So they were brought to the grenade range and the Officer pulled the pin and told the one of the NCO's to jump on that grenade. NCO replied "Sir Yes sir" Boom... he was gone, now that takes balls said the Army Officer. The Navy officer said that is nothing, come over to my Aircraft carrier and I will show you balls. So they did. On the flight deck as an F-14 was about ready to take off the Navy officer told the flight deck crewman to step behind the jet as it takes off. The Crewman said "Sir Yes Sir" The jet took off and in a burst of flames, the crewman was gone. Now that takes balls, the Navy officer said. The Coast Guard officer chuckled and said that's nothing come about one of the 378's and I will show you balls. So they walked onto the flight deck of the 378. Coffee cup in hand the officer pointed aloft to the petty officer working on the mast high above. "Petty officer" he yelled. Jump down from there and do a swan dive into my coffee cup. The petty officer replied "F*ck you sir"... The CG officer said "Now that gentlemen... that takes balls"  |
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jen899193
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| 19 Jul 2008 12:49 AM |
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ROTF---lmao...... oooohhhhh this was good. only thing it is missing is the marines. wonder why that is????
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treyyert34
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| 19 Jul 2008 12:59 AM |
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And the airforce, Jen
(unless you count the jet as airforce?)
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jen899193
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| 19 Jul 2008 01:01 AM |
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ok..... lol~i forgot about the fly boys. i will leave air force jokes at the door out of respect for bill!!!!
Jen
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SN Church, Brittney R.
USCGC Alex Haley, Kodiak, AK
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treyyert34
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| 19 Jul 2008 06:33 AM |
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O, ..ok
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coastiewife
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| 23 Jul 2008 07:12 PM |
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I saw that one earlier and LOVED it! I sent it by e-mail to some friends. Good one!
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blondechickCALI
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| 18 Sep 2008 09:55 PM |
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that was really funny. |
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mrhott
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| 19 Feb 2009 12:12 AM |
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Now that takes balls!!!
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divershaun
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| 27 Feb 2009 05:27 AM |
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because they failed to mention the usmc ill mention it in this joke. so this CG guy is sitting at a bar and turns to the guy next to him and says "hey, wanna hear a joke about the marines?" the guy next to him says "before you tell that joke i just want to tell you that i am 5'11" 195lbs and im a marine, the guy to my right is 6ft 205lbs and he is a marine, and the guy to the right of him is 6'4" 225lbs and he is a marine too. so do you still want to tell that joke?" the CG guy says "nah, i dont feel like explaining it three times."
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"Ten years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the things you did. So throw out the bowlines, sail away from the safe harbors, catch the trade winds in your sails, explore, dream, discover."
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captkyguy
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| 27 Feb 2009 07:52 PM |
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I liked it divershaun...lol
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divershaun
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| 28 Feb 2009 12:02 AM |
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lol thanks, i kno its not the best one, but this post was missing the USMC
"Runnin' swimmin all day long, thats what makes a tadpole strong!"
"Ten years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the things you did. So throw out the bowlines, sail away from the safe harbors, catch the trade winds in your sails, explore, dream, discover."
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"Runnin' swimmin all day long, thats what makes a tadpole strong!"
"Ten years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the things you did. So throw out the bowlines, sail away from the safe harbors, catch the trade winds in your sails, explore, dream, discover."
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CWUSCG
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| 20 Mar 2009 02:28 AM |
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Why are NAVY kids so good looking??? Because all of their dads are Coasties. : )
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divershaun
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| 24 Mar 2009 03:08 PM |
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lol thats not even a joke, thats the truth!
"Runnin' swimmin all day long, thats what makes a tadpole strong!"
"Ten years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the things you did. So throw out the bowlines, sail away from the safe harbors, catch the trade winds in your sails, explore, dream, discover."
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"Runnin' swimmin all day long, thats what makes a tadpole strong!"
"Ten years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the things you did. So throw out the bowlines, sail away from the safe harbors, catch the trade winds in your sails, explore, dream, discover."
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CWUSCG
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| 25 Mar 2009 12:29 AM |
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divershaun said...
lol thats not even a joke, thats the truth! The bad thing is, Im a navy kid! 
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divershaun
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| 25 Mar 2009 11:25 PM |
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u sure about that....? haha u never kno! haha
"Runnin' swimmin all day long, thats what makes a tadpole strong!"
"Ten years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the things you did. So throw out the bowlines, sail away from the safe harbors, catch the trade winds in your sails, explore, dream, discover."
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"Runnin' swimmin all day long, thats what makes a tadpole strong!"
"Ten years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the things you did. So throw out the bowlines, sail away from the safe harbors, catch the trade winds in your sails, explore, dream, discover."
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islandwaters
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| 26 Mar 2009 02:34 AM |
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That was freaking funny....LMAO |
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Longview53
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| 01 Apr 2009 06:28 PM |
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LOL oh man I know I'm late but that joke about the Marines is hilarious! I have a few Marine pals that I'll be forwarding that joke to!
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jkribell
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| 01 Apr 2009 09:15 PM |
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LMAO Yes - I am late to see that joke as well but I about fell off my chair! I work the military market here in Hawaii so...... I know just who needs to receive that joke!!!! LMAO
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CWUSCG
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| 08 Apr 2009 07:45 PM |
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Why do sea gulls fly over Navy bases upside down? Because they're not worth a crap. :P
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CSAYank
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| 22 Apr 2009 10:59 AM |
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HAHAHAHA!! That's awsesome!
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COASTIE_CLEMENTINE
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| 07 Aug 2009 07:16 PM |
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hahahahaha I love them all! the usmc bar one especially...
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MyBrotherIsACoastie
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| 23 Dec 2009 01:28 AM |
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That's great, nothing like good humor! It does take balls though.....
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