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Coast Guard Joke
Last Post 27 Apr 2010 04:07 PM by Epic Wafflez. 6 Replies.
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23 Apr 2009 02:14 AM
    A whole family was caught in a small boat during a sudden storm off the shores of Florida, but towed to safety in Fort Lauderdale by the ever alert U.S. Coast Guard.

    "I always knew God would take care of us," said the composed five year old daughter of the boat owner after the family got home.

    "I like to hear you say that," beamed the mother. "Always remember that God is in His heaven watching over us."

    "Oh, I wasn't talking about THAT God," the five year old interrupted. "I was talking about the COAST God."


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    23 Apr 2009 03:34 AM
    OMG-I scared the cat laughing out loud!!! My secretary is from Boston and she says Coast god, caw keys, pahk the caw etc. I am going to print this and put it on her desk in the am - good for admin assistants day which is today!


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    24 Apr 2009 02:10 AM
    i think it would be funnier if it was changed from ft. lauderdale to marthas vinyard. but still a great joke


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    27 Apr 2009 03:23 PM
    Agreed, most of us down here have a New York accent haha....including me lol. That's funny though, I like it.


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    07 May 2009 08:37 PM
    Nice! Reminds me of Days of Thunder - "Let me outta da caw, Cole! Let me outta da caw!"
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    23 Dec 2009 12:26 AM
    That's funny, they are pretty much the "gods of the coasts"


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    27 Apr 2010 04:07 PM
    ROFLCOPTER!!!!! laughed my ass off
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