WARNING: This may discust some poeple but I thought it was funny as hell and have to share.
Background: I currently work for FDOT. We have CCTV cameras all over Broward County's ( Florida ) highways....I-95, I-595, I-75, Alligator Alley. We monitor these cameras looking for disabled vehicles, accidents, road debris and whatever else happens.
We see A LOT on these cameras other than what we normally look for, but this one is hillarious! One of my operators was just turning cameras, looking for the ususal when she saw a pickup with a trailor pulled over to the side of the road. The motorist was crouched down next to his vehicle ( on the opposite side of the road ). Thinking he may be sick or something, she zoomed in and got a rude awakening: This guy had his pants around his ankles "relieving himself of extra weight built up in his intestines"!!
We were laughing SOOO hard! haha.
this literally just happened 5 minutes ago. I'm not going to go into specifics but just remember when travelling the highways in Broward County Florida....We have cameras, very good cameras that we monitor 24/7. Find a bathroom or atleast bush lol.
-Pain is weakness leaving the body.
-It's 5 o'clcok somewhere.
- So can you tell me what exactly does freedon mean, if I'm not free to be as twisted as I wanna be.