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Werewolf Haiku
Last Post 19 Feb 2010 01:43 PM by Gears. 11 Replies.
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06 Feb 2010 03:59 PM
    In honor of Lon Chaney Jr. and the relaunch of The Wolfman I offer you this... If you are easily offended now would be a good time to stop reading...

    My palms have grown hair.
    Do I masturbate too much?
    No, the moon is full.


    "I have the terrible feeling that, because I am wearing a white beard and am sitting in the back of the theatre, you expect me to tell you the truth about something. These are the cheap seats, not Mount Sinai."

    -Orson Welles

    Fighting spirit.- You know what this is. Without it, you are only a human biped who wears pants. With it, you are a live, red-blooded go-getter-one who will succeed. Have you the grit to stay with a hard job? Never say "I can't." Forget there is such a phrase. Don't be a quitter. "A man may be down but never out" - until he admits it." -From the U.S. Navy Bluejackets' Manual circa 1940
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    06 Feb 2010 04:16 PM
    hahahaha.

    I don't think you need a disclaimer on your posts, as we all expect nothing less from you.

    Did you see The Wolfman?


    It all begins February 16th 2010!

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    06 Feb 2010 04:31 PM
    Not yet. Benicio Del Toro is one helluva an actor. I'm looking forward to it.


    "I have the terrible feeling that, because I am wearing a white beard and am sitting in the back of the theatre, you expect me to tell you the truth about something. These are the cheap seats, not Mount Sinai."

    -Orson Welles

    Fighting spirit.- You know what this is. Without it, you are only a human biped who wears pants. With it, you are a live, red-blooded go-getter-one who will succeed. Have you the grit to stay with a hard job? Never say "I can't." Forget there is such a phrase. Don't be a quitter. "A man may be down but never out" - until he admits it." -From the U.S. Navy Bluejackets' Manual circa 1940
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    07 Feb 2010 01:01 AM
    HAHA niiiice


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     - So can you tell me what exactly does freedon mean, if I'm not free to be as twisted as I wanna be.

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    07 Feb 2010 02:50 AM
    OMG, that is hysterical! You certainly march to the beat of your own drum!!! So when are you going to see The Werewolf???


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    07 Feb 2010 07:22 AM
    how did i know just from the thread title this was gears??? haha


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    07 Feb 2010 11:59 AM
    Jen,

    That's because I'm cheeky with just a hint of eccentricity. I can't wait to see what I'm like as a senile old man!

    I didn't win tickets via the contest, so I'll see it next week with everyone else.


    "I have the terrible feeling that, because I am wearing a white beard and am sitting in the back of the theatre, you expect me to tell you the truth about something. These are the cheap seats, not Mount Sinai."

    -Orson Welles

    Fighting spirit.- You know what this is. Without it, you are only a human biped who wears pants. With it, you are a live, red-blooded go-getter-one who will succeed. Have you the grit to stay with a hard job? Never say "I can't." Forget there is such a phrase. Don't be a quitter. "A man may be down but never out" - until he admits it." -From the U.S. Navy Bluejackets' Manual circa 1940
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    07 Feb 2010 03:29 PM
    Gears said...
    I can't wait to see what I'm like as a senile old man!


    Hasn't it already been established that you are a brash, decrepit geezer?


    It all begins February 16th 2010!

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    07 Feb 2010 03:54 PM
    Brash? Indubitably... Geezer? Maybe... Decrepit... I prefer Virile...


    "I have the terrible feeling that, because I am wearing a white beard and am sitting in the back of the theatre, you expect me to tell you the truth about something. These are the cheap seats, not Mount Sinai."

    -Orson Welles

    Fighting spirit.- You know what this is. Without it, you are only a human biped who wears pants. With it, you are a live, red-blooded go-getter-one who will succeed. Have you the grit to stay with a hard job? Never say "I can't." Forget there is such a phrase. Don't be a quitter. "A man may be down but never out" - until he admits it." -From the U.S. Navy Bluejackets' Manual circa 1940
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    07 Feb 2010 03:59 PM
    Urban Dictionary:
    Gears:
    The robotic version of breasts.

    "Dude:Dude, you have man gears.
    Dude 2:Tell me about it."

    Sounds virile to me!


    It all begins February 16th 2010!

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    Bored of Desk Jobs

    Someone whose primary means of employment involves a desk.
    This can be anything from someone who is just above cubicles to a receptionist to a glorified receptionist.
    This person is usually ridiculous on their own accord.
    Bored of Desk Jobs can be found in the tourism industry.

    Bored of Desk Jobs works at an RV rental place, so they explain rental contracts in both of Canada's national languages.


    "I have the terrible feeling that, because I am wearing a white beard and am sitting in the back of the theatre, you expect me to tell you the truth about something. These are the cheap seats, not Mount Sinai."

    -Orson Welles

    Fighting spirit.- You know what this is. Without it, you are only a human biped who wears pants. With it, you are a live, red-blooded go-getter-one who will succeed. Have you the grit to stay with a hard job? Never say "I can't." Forget there is such a phrase. Don't be a quitter. "A man may be down but never out" - until he admits it." -From the U.S. Navy Bluejackets' Manual circa 1940
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    19 Feb 2010 01:43 PM
    Saw Wolfman last night. It's equal parts Lon Chaney Jr., An American Werewolf in London, and Michael Jackson's Thriller. With the added bonus of Anthony Hopkins eating a liver without fava beans or a nice chianti.


    "I have the terrible feeling that, because I am wearing a white beard and am sitting in the back of the theatre, you expect me to tell you the truth about something. These are the cheap seats, not Mount Sinai."

    -Orson Welles

    Fighting spirit.- You know what this is. Without it, you are only a human biped who wears pants. With it, you are a live, red-blooded go-getter-one who will succeed. Have you the grit to stay with a hard job? Never say "I can't." Forget there is such a phrase. Don't be a quitter. "A man may be down but never out" - until he admits it." -From the U.S. Navy Bluejackets' Manual circa 1940
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