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Coast Guard Jokes
Last Post 02 Aug 2010 09:16 AM by TheLurker22. 1 Replies.
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31 Jul 2010 10:04 PM
    Wondering some of the things Coasties have been called or good jokes.

    Today I was talking to an old Navy guy and he told me this one. "You know the coast guard has a height requirement of 6 feet? Yep that way they can walk to shore if their ship goes down?"

    If you can't make fun of yourself whats the point?

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    02 Aug 2010 09:16 AM
    I would have replied with "What's the purpose of the Coast Guard?"

    "To make sure Navy sailors have good looking kids."
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